shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars
Bitch it might be
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping
Compiled all of the boy and his duck pictures with their original sourcing in what I hope is chronological order.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
DUCK UPDATE: TODAY WE HAD A FIRE DRILL AND HE CARRIED THE DUCKY OUTSIDE WITH HIM AND CRADLED IT PROTECTIVELY AND MOTHERLY INSTINCTS ARE FUCKING ADORABLE
I know the duck boy and he and his duck are inseparable. An indestructible bond to say the least.
Actual Kids Story: A Boy and His Duck
I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”
Let’s take a moment to appreciate Lupin’s hair in this gif…
omg I just noticed Dumbledore looking at Peter really suspiciously…
Or he’s checking out Lupin’s hair. I mean look at it, it’s glorious.
Why are we not talking about the figure in the window!? because that is freaky!
the figure in the window is checking out Lupin’s hair as well
Jennifer Lawrence filling gas while her dad flips off the paparazzi.
she learned from the best I see
you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
grandma you're like 80
now y’all know why miley cried for 4 minutes straight in wrecking ball
#not all australians are like this so dont get your hopes up
(Source: itseverdeen, via its-a-cheeky-little-blog)