everyone who likes coconut water is lying
I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed.
today i saw a person interacting with another person and i was like how do you do it?
i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed
MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES
Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed
*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*
The American Hogwarts Houses
Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.
Good. Night. I’m done.
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
This was my chemistry professor.